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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 84 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

[-] TacoSocks@infosec.pub 15 points 1 day ago
[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

You think that's weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't come back either

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, He told us to

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn't allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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