I can't read these comics without being reminded of a character in Community reading "Warren Piece"
It’s so interesting to see reactions of horror triggered by a mention of kindness suddenly putting one’s own actions into perspective.
If y'all think Jesus is so good you should meet his hermanito lupe.
we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?
"you think if JFK comes back he wants to see sniper rifles everywhere?"
Well people said if he comes back he's going to slaughter all of us, maybe making him afraid to come back is the point? Haha
It's not like all humankind suffers and he is a relatable representation of our own suffering. Kind of like Iron Man or other heroes.
Look, if they did that to Jesus they will do the same or worse to you without batting an eye.
More like "what didn't we do?"
Am I right?
Like 90% of what he told us to do, for starters.
Jesus: "Love one another."
Everyone else: "We're gonna kill that son of a bitch."
That 10% is doing a lot of work here
A press conference with aliens? I don't think so. They'll be killed and get a very detailed autopsy as soon as they put their feet on the ground
Maybe we need to give an offering of Viagra if we want Jesus to come again.
shhh...Jesus is coming....open your mouth.
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There's a sci-fi book series called Hyperion where one of the main fucuses of the far-future theocratic government is to search for signs and symbolism of Jesus on other planets. Since if you find an alien species worshipping Jesus or using cross symbolism, you've all but proven that God exists.
You will prove that one god exists?
Or even less, you will prove that someone with god-like powers exists?
Or even less, you will prove tat we live in a simulation written by some christian sect.
If all successful civilizations believe in something isomorphic to the Pythagorean theorem, then this is evidence that it’s real.
God works the same way.
Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
I feel I've seen this exact joke in an SMBC or something several years ago
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