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Should the government regulate space aliens in school too? Why not target the infinity of scenarios that never happens, or should we just skip straight to mandating that school is only for nazi salutes?
Don't American students already heil and recite oaths to a flag regularly?
We don't "heil" in school... Yet.
Or not anymore.

this was before the Nazi's and facists ruined it.
You might also be interested to know that the Charlie Chaplin style of mustache was the most popular in world until Hitler wore it.
AFAIK it was the maximum amount of beard allowed for soldiers at the end of World War 1, because of the gas masks.
So millions of men returned from the war with that moustache.
When kids do it, it’s called the Bellamy salute.
well, furries exist and are popular especially among younger people. I wouldn't want my kid to be exposed to that
also, that fact that they explicitly named using a litterbox instead of a toilet as an expample is telling. with a law prohibiting this and similar things, nothing of value is lost
Better never let your kids use the internet, then
As for the litterbox thing, it was a hoax:
we should always make our laws based off of propaganda and not reality.
if those things don't exist, noone should have a problem with them being forbidden. it'd be like prohibiting you from travlling to the other end of the galaxy. why should you care?
I totally agree! That's why I'm in favor of repealing the fourth amendment. If you aren't hiding anything illegal in your house, then you should have no problem with the police searching it. Why should you care?
And I don't want my kid exposed to Mormons. Unfortunately, your rights end where my rights begin
Mormon priests do the Catholic CSA thing too
If you wanted to protect your kids, you'd be opposing fascism not furries.
You're just a bigot hiding behind your kids. You'll fit right in with the fascists.
I can and do oppose both
also nice work normalizing fascism