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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan."

"Yes! What shall we do, then?"

"Why, fuck up Gary's marriage of course!"

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you think they're related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis' room arrangements in Archer?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

With our powers combined...

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank (TM)

[–] don@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Job well done lads.

Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they're all violently scottish

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling that Gary's wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Gary's wife is definitely straight