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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean, his wife might be really hot.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And really into witches.

Maybe she asked him to wear a sexy witch outfit for their frisky Friday, and he never got over it.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And really into witches.

Isn't everyone?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

An individual of refined taste, I see.

This comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don't belive in Magic, but I can't trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend