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Just gimme photographic memory.
You relive the bad parts of your life every time before bed.
Your memory is so bad that you need a binder full of photos just to find your way home from work each night. You can only remember things through photographs.
I once read a news article about a woman who had Eidetic memory (a.k.a. photographic memory). It made her life shitty. She was never "in the moment", because everything triggered a memory. She could never forgive anybody for their past slights, because they were always fresh in her memory. It wasn't the ability to recall anything you wanted whenever you wanted to. Instead it was the condition where you constantly had detailed memories flooding in when something you saw, smelled, heard, tasted, felt, etc. triggered a memory, or a dozen memories.
You walked in on your mom getting railed by the mailman while your dad was masturbating in his cuck chair, the lighting was immaculate.
Your eyes make a camera shutter noise every time you make a new memory.
You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes
Fuck. Just remeber photographs of daigrams for shoe tying.
You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.
That is my "great" memory. Everyone comments on how good my memory is but I feel those hardcore moments like they just happened.
You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD
Sheesh. Remember everything since using a condom does not sound that bad.