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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/justpost@lemmy.world

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 107 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 83 points 2 months ago (3 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What I actually read was:

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about my nipples?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

Do you not have arms and hands?

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

- Harder!
- What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help
- What?

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"The design is very human."

Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

For a friendly shake.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Can’t wait for dungeater-bot

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

To give back the croutons obviously.