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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.world)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Why does it have hands and a face?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago

Doubles for prostate exams

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

To make you feel more comfortable πŸ™‚

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

That was my immediate thought, why this fuckin thing need to grab anything.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Now the flowers will grow.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

β€œHey, baby, want to increase your social credit score? πŸ˜‰β€

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wrong china

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Fair point!

. . But does the Peebot know that.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

Does it sob while you're using it?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

If he gives a hand I'll buy that.

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/cnlHuhRzkUw

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?

Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.

This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I'm disappointed that it doesn't say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I'd love pissing on ubisoft

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

To get the last drops out

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

it moonlights at the fertility clinic.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Please assume the position."

[–] Homescool@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

What are the arms for?

[–] remon@ani.social 170 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 23 hours ago

They're going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often...

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 80 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The hands are so it can do sperm samples

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And prostate exams.

Often at the same time!

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[–] spencer@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, did they need to make it person shaped..?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know, at least let me pee in its mouth..

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 107 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 83 points 2 days ago (4 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you'll be hanging loose?

This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee...

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[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What do the hands do?

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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (9 children)

5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.

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