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[–] grue@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but it can be filled in with "house".

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clam? I'd put them at like 0.25 slime, though

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Coral isn't slimy I think

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe some sea animal with a house? I'd imagine you don't need slime under water. But I'm no biologist.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Slimeless, legless, housed.

Houseplant?