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I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

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[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)
[–] teft@piefed.social 63 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

JFC that's not a little bit of a droop. That's almost definitely signs of a stroke. A guy I knew at work looked exactly the same after his stroke. Trump looked relatively normal at the u.s. open a few days ago and you'd think after a stroke he'd at least take a week or two off given his advanced age and "robust" health. Maybe it's bell's palsy or someone smacked him upside the head with a frying pan?

Edit: Also this article seems a little on the nose.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He can’t take time off. He believes it’ll make him look “weak” and he’ll lose control of the narrative.

And deliciously, him trying to push through and play strong man will kill him even quicker. I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

He disappeared for Labor Day weekend. Like all of it. Not a normal Trump weekend at all. The first interview afterwards was a private interview with a right wing outlet.

Then the AI facepaint video about Kirk.

The only thing that doesn’t fit with the coverup is the taking in front of Marine 1 if I have the timeline right.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.

Given his comments about getting into heaven, he absolutely is.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He is. He's been telling his dumbass fans to donate money to "help him get to heaven"

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

He's going to try to bribe St Peter, isn't he?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

The last time he disappeared for 4 days, everyone assumed he was dead. Now he can't take any time off, or the rumor mill will really start spewing.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

If it was done with a frying pan ... they should have done the other side too just to even things out and not make it so noticeable.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is not a guy who filmed the Kirk apology video the night before.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It probably is, dude weekend at Donnie'd himself

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

look at melania, she must be estatic hes about to pass.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude could be stroking out right there, and she'd just call a lawyer to make sure the will is secure.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Or maybe that's the look he gets when he's pinching a loaf.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Justin Trudeau on speedial...

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't see JT taking that call

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Too busy with Katy Perry, which really isn’t any less weird to me.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

Melania surely made a very careful and open-eyed calculation before marrying DJT. I wonder if she still thinks she's above water on the deal.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if he dies, she doesn't have to fuck the tiny mushroom dicked cunt anymore.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I'm not convinced that all the Viagra in the world could rouse that rotten toadstool to action.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

I highly doubt she does. It marinates in his own shit 24-7

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago

Looking like how my grandpa looked shortly before he died. Granted I've said that before and the bastard is still here but here's to hoping it goes through this time

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oof yeah thats an old man who's unlikely to make enough of a recovery to be doing speeches for a living again. Didn't see if it's full body sagittal droop or just facial. Former says stroke, latter says palsy. Like neither is good for him but palsy is manageable, stroke in a 79 year old is entirely likely to be the beginning of the end.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Latter can also say stroke, just localized to the area of the brain that controls the facial nerve.

My hope is that something blows out in his brainstem. If he survives it, there's no way he'd be able to hide the effects of that.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can see in the clip he checks his left hand with a lift but can't match it with his right hand. Similarly, he conspicuously doesn't move his right hand in his most recent recorded speech.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Oh wow that is a subtle but juicy detail, sure looks like exactly that to me, nice catch!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that explains melania so close to him, melania is going to reap his soul soon.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

She's just staying close in case he tries to change his will.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Give him some credit. At least he's not asleep, like at the pope's funeral.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't consider this "not sleeping" either. It appears that he's in some state of mental limbo.

If this isn't a stroke, then his doctor should probably check for zombie bite marks.