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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As for what would be at the top of the arch, Trump said it would be a gilded "Lady Liberty."

"That's Lady Liberty. Did you ever hear of Lady Liberty?" Trump said.

🤦

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know for a fact that the Trump Lady Liberty will look a lot sexier than the old one. She’ll look like a possibly trafficked Eastern European “fashion model” and leave little to the imagination. Which will trigger some liberals and radical leftists, but Trump’s fine with that.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I fully expect him to actually bolt tits onto the statue. Over the robe.

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

No, I haven't heard of Lady Liberty. Is there perhaps a poem illustrating the message behind it that I could read, Mr Trump?

On an unrelated note, congratulations on all the deportations!

[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I suspect he sneakily considers putting her on all fours...