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Ordinary Object (lemmy.world)

karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug:

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

And touchy is a thing, it touches back, so it’s something that looks good, can touch you back, smells bad, is loud, but tastes yummy…

[-] KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Or it gets really defensive when you ask if personal questions

[-] Mozingo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] dojan@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

How would you know what your ex tasted like?

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That’s why she’s the ex… he didn’t like the way she tasted… down there.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

To be honest, everyone knows what their ex tastes like.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Please don’t taste fluffy.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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