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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)
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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 276 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's true, the fact that we never drew and quartered this guy does seem like a failure of our responsibilities

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 135 points 9 months ago

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Looks hungry

Edit: lawyers, is saying this illegal?

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

We need to start feeding him better.

[-] deur@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I ANAL but typically getting charged requires a credible threat.

Credible threats have specific details and a plan, date, or similar. You have neither, you could most likely say much more and still be okay legally. The mods tend to be anal about such things, which is their right but is pretty lame.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Oh that's cool

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

I am not a lawyer, no it is not, but I will represent you as if it were all true.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago

We really, and I mean really, need to bring this motherfucker back. I can already sense the rich collectively shitting their pants worldwide on the mere mention of it.

[-] moitoi@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago

Looks cool for stickers.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago

This but unironically. It's like these fucks are begging us to just start storming headquarters at this point. Taunting us.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

They know they can run and hide from us longer than we can actually try to hunt them down. The cops, lawyers, judges and yachts will protect them

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Gotta wait for the clusterfuck they've brought down on us to affect their servants. Think drivers, chefs, bodyguards watching their families drown in flood waters or starve/dehydrate to death.

Would you spend your life protecting the assholes who killed everyone you love?

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago

It’s better late than never

[-] mars296@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

He's right. Just not in the way he means.

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