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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago

jesus, also a billionaire, oh wait

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

~~money lenders~~ money lauderers

[-] tehbilly@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

That's the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine?

They are the same!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.

[-] Nom@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.

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[-] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago

If you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him?

It's just history repeating.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That's the comedy skit we deserve... ancient Big Fish and Big Bread getting all hysterial because "some guy" was giving the stuff out for free.

[-] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

Don't forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her "immaculate conception" story. Having three "wise" men over checking if they were the father.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The disciples, many were fairly wealthy. Even the fishermen were successful enough to manage and maintain boats (and the labor to handle them). The idea that the disciples were poor is a bit errant.

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