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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 231 points 1 year ago (10 children)
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 131 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It looks like somewhere along the way it caught the scent of a black hole.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you cross that with a pug, do you get a normal dog?

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago

Maybe something that looks like a shaggy aardvark with a curly tail.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When people think your pretty ant eater is a dog...

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Mr. Snuffleupapup

It honestly looks like it came from the muppets, so I don't blame them

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] konalt@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] konalt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Joe deez nuts lmao gottem

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

My sister once said they look like the ghost of another dog that died

[–] ourob@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Remain wary of the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. Were it not for fear, death would go unlamented."

"Seek the old blood."

"Let us pray, let us wish... to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion... and feast upon the old blood. Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears."

"Seek the old blood."

"But beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. The foul beasts will dangle nectar and lure the meek into the depths."

"Remain wary of the frailty of men..."

[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

I came here for this

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Let me do it for youuuuu

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Look at this dood

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.