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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 189 points 3 months ago

Authorities say that HOA members first summoned police due to reports of “children running an illegal lemonade stand on county right of way.”

When the sheriff’s deputies arrived, they “found that the children were not blocking the roadway but did ask them to move back from the road a few feet for their safety.”

Thinking the matter was resolved, the officers then moved on to other calls about parking issues in the area, only to head back to the scene of the stand when the “original reporting parties came out and began yelling at the children claiming they were on private property.”

As the refreshment row reached fever pitch, the officers discovered that the children running the stand themselves lived within the HOA and that the lemonade pushers “had a right to be there” on the association’s communally held property, leaving the wayward youths to continue their street war against scurvy.

Assholes.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 112 points 3 months ago

Run for your local HOA to dismantle and disband it if you have one. Make it your platform and every person who's ever gotten a petty ticket from a nosy nobody will vote for you.

[-] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 54 points 3 months ago

This right here is the answer. HOAs usually have fairly complicated rules, but they're absolutely are and are required to be bylaws that dictate the operation of the HOA, how board members are elected, what responsibility is the HOA has to the residents, etc. A big part of why HOAs get out of control is because the only people who bother to serve on their boards are the busybodies you least want in charge of your HOA. So simple solution, run and get yourself and your friends elected. Then then when you have power over the HOA, push through a bylaw amendment that significantly restricts the HOA's authority and makes it very difficult to get it back. IE, The HOA may not create any new rule or regulation or penalty governing what people do on their private property without an in-person vote at a meeting where at least 90% of the residents personally show up and vote yes, however the president or board may remove any such regulations or penalties at will.

Or if you have support, just push through a charter amendment that says the HOA ceases to exist on some specific date and releases all CC&Rs for all governed properties.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 3 months ago

This right here.

Figure out how to get elected. Get elected under the 'if you don't like the way the HOA is run, vote for me, my friend, and their friend!’ platform, and then change the fucking rulebook to your liking.

[-] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Exactly. Busybody assholes always end up in charge of HOAs because they're the only ones who bother to vote and go to meetings. HOA starts as a quiet little thing that just prevents the most egregious stuff, and ends up as intrusive because of it. Unless the majority of your neighborhood is that kind of people, or is buddy buddy with the people who take over, it's real easy to take power back a lot of the time.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 42 points 3 months ago

I'm on my local strata council and from the earliest meetings discovered my nemesis who is there for exactly the opposite purpose of me. I want a permissive atmosphere that doesn't look for trouble and only responds to actual problems instead of nitpicking to create unnecessary trouble.

My nemesis, on the other hand, is somebody who I believe can only get an erection by covertly causing another human being frustration and torment. By getting myself on council he cannot get rid of me nor can he use his power to abuse me. I have a small but dedicated power base that hates this guy and they all give me their proxy votes at the AGM specifically because I am supposed to sit on him and keep him down as much as possible. If I ever move than someone else will need to take over the job of sitting on him so he doesn't think he has power.

[-] Myr@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Sounds exhausting. I would give my vote to you though, were I apart of that HOA. Good luck!

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago

You ARE apart of that HOA.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 points 3 months ago

In this area there’s a HOA but most of the people who live here are renters and don’t get a say. This leads to strange regulations that are sometimes impossible to follow.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

Yes, but let us take a moment to appreciate the journalist's fine end line:

leaving the wayward youths to continue their street war against scurvy.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 32 points 3 months ago

street war against scurvy

I can just hear the guy laughing his ass off while writing this story about the most petty individuals on the face of the fucking planet.

Honestly, if some dick cheese were harassing my kids about their lemonade stand, they would be unwittingly be subscribing to a life time supply of a burning paper bag full of dog shit on their doorstep.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Losers whose entire identity is defined by the tiny amount of power they have.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 3 months ago

IRL trolls. Human scum with nothing better to do but shit on others.

Like, get a life.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 3 months ago
[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

There's a Moby Dick/white whale joke in there somewhere but I'm not clever enough to make it.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

They should have arrested the adults for harassing the children - could be considered assault under the right conditions.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

This is the least psycho cop I've ever read about.

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