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[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago

Before it was just in my penis ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago

small anxiety or big penis either way you're winning

[-] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

Anxiety is stored in the balls.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago

Now it's only in half your penis.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 5 months ago

Only if you're hard. If you're flaccid, gravity will pull it down to the side, filling it completely.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

Assume the penis is a sphere.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Is this spherical penis also frictionless?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

K so I'm going to be sharing a direct link to the image instead of to the thread today, because my normal friends already think lemmy is weird enough

[-] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Anxiety: it's always in at least one butt cheek

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

What if you're upside down

[-] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Anxiety: it's always in at least one ~~butt~~ cheek.

Fixed it.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

I really don't get why anxiety flairs up at night. Should be the calmest moments of the day.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Lack of external stimulus means we can't ignore it. Going to sleep reduces our mental will to actively push it away.

That's why I sleep with a show on. Keeps me distracted enough to not care about anything else.

[-] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Did you not see the diagram?

[-] tastysnacks@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe anxiety and acid reflux are the same thing.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

Lmao

[-] miridius@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This explains so much

[-] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

I have this problem but with my blood

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