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Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye
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Heck yeah he is
This version from the gospel of John is far more interesting than the others, what with all the whipping.
And not just any whip: Jesus made it from a leather thong from his own sandal, switches (small, thin branches) from a nearby tree, and broken pieces of pottery on the ground! That’s a very nasty whip!
So you're saying it's part chankla? Formidable indeed.
AND he's using it against merchants/elites/the rich, this is the version of Jesus I can get behind!
No one ever talks about the type of Jesus I could get behind.
Is it the one with amazing abs?
The first rule of god club is you have to continuously talk about god club
As is foretold
Maybe he wants to show his move
Or maybe he just wants to play some tunes
Satan won't be catching anything. He's going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.
Satan: "Bring it!"
That's not fair though. 6AM is too early and you know it. After a long night of partying that amounts to a handicap.
Have you tried not doing that?
Also, where does it say AM on that sign?
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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