There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.
Statistically, competition is for losers.
I participated in a contest at a recruitment booth with wii sports basketball. Top score would win an iPad. I clutched a nearly perfect score and got 1st by a decent margin. But at some point before the awards were given, they decided to change the rules into a lottery for everyone who participated.
Your luck played reverse UNO card on you.
Sweet. I won't even bother trying next time.
God, I hate the whole thing of everyone getting a participation trophy and everyone being a winner. I was never a fan as a child and that hasn't changed one bit.
Such a grumpy face! The bottom caption is perfect
Bust my buffers!
