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[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 67 points 5 months ago

You talk about your feelings and look for strategies to deal with your emotions.

I set shit on fire to create the philosopher’s stone.

We are not the same.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

And I set myself on fire while talking to my shit about my emotions.

We are not the same.

[-] Cagi@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 months ago

... did it work?

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

YSK the channel ESOTERICA slaps. That is all.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Dr. Justin Sledge is a treasure and totally metal.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Thanks, I'll check it out.

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Me searching legal drugs when pot was outlawed completely.

Morning glory seeds and gasoline with a wiff of old-school whiteout before they made it non toxic.

First period math class... I'm ready.

/S

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 months ago

Does it cure or cause depression?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 5 months ago

Depends on how your humors are balanced

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago

HahaHahahaHaha.

Whatcha thinking, doc?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago

Depends on whether you're successful.

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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