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Its*
I saw that too. =/
‘’’’’’’’’’’
If it's grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?
it's*
Wait, you mean deadlifts aren't about raising the dead?
They're about raising the sarcophagus. Those things can be heavy.
Exorcism ❌
Exercise ✅
Goth girls never exercise. They’re exorcise
No, they summon Satan
Elf girls never exorcise, they summon Santa
"Makes for better grip strength while I peg dudes."
Hot. Just gotta do all the things for her that'll make her happy, so she'll want to bend you over.
Two way street and all 😎 I think they're called relationships?
By this logic, Goth girls should not go into economics. They'll just decrease overall welfare by increasing dead weight loss.
I can carry her dead weight
Umm….
Bruh if you're "umm 😳" about that, I had a goth girl ask me to pretend she was dead and I was her necrophile and for me to fuck her that way.
And I went along with it.
Atta kid.
Or reducing it by lowering taxes and introducing market clearing policies.
Wheyfu
Ooh, and they're deficit deadlifts too. Nice.
I'd spot her
I just did, she's right there
Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong
Skullcrushers have entered the chat
Isn't it a bad idea to lift with those shoes?
If you've never deadlifted before, yeah, it's not an ideal choice. If you're intentionally doing deficit deadlifts though, or your body is just shaped such that the extra height makes the movement more comfortable, then it's not the worst choice. Those hard soles probably provide a better, more solid base than the running shoes I see a lot of people lifting in. Ankle mobility probably leaves a little to be desired though.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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