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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can't hear anything other than "Starbucks lovers".

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

It's actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream "HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL" either.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Blitzkrieg Bop" always sounded to me like "let's get fucked" for some reason

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So that's the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like "let's get fucked" to me too

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.

[–] Dhrystone@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is where most of my passwords come from

[–] Legendsofanus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: "Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?"

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 points 1 year ago

I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"I just want to set the world on fire"

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The fact that it's lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!" - Head Automatica, The Razor

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Turn the page: “On a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I-M H-I-M
The jizzy m&m

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I'm working late
Cuz I'm a sinner

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Silver of Straw

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"She needs him, that's why she'll be back again" is much better than "she feeds him"

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

All the tacos you could have picked, strumming softly to sheet music 🎶

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside...... Can't hate yourself right 😅

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

“All my friends are eating steak and snow…”

And if I catch it coming back my way I'm gonna smurf it to you 🎶

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The only man who could ever breach me..."

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Murphy's fighting; how come you're in the stands?

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You already know the song O Fortuna and now you know the lyrics

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I want something U-Proooof"

I kept singing that as "I want something youtube" until people got sick and tired enough of it to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with "lofter gusts" but it sounds like he's saying "laughter guns" to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.

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