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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Y'know what. Not even jail. Straight to hell. Straight to the bottom of the deepest prison in hell.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago
[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Only thing I see wrong is they didn't toast/roast it before filling.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Temperature is a critical factor in the make or break of this dish.

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

What's in the mug?

Do I even want to know?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure what it'd be, but I'm certain there's a drink you could make that'd be great with a salty meaty taste. As weird as this all is, I'm not that against it. It seems wasteful, because who's eating all that bologna, but the flavors could work if you do things properly.

[-] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, it’s called Bovril as it’s basically that already

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They forgot the hot dog straw to drink it with.

[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It could probably be halfway decent for a Bloody Mary. Though I’m sure what all the accoutrements are. Looks like a pickle (good), green bean (odd, unless it’s also pickled), and potato slices (???).

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's a protein slurry cocktail using a cheese whiz base.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

hot dog water

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

A Caesar in there may not be bad actually.

[-] beccaboben@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

“Barely” is a LOT more than I would touch that abomination.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

I 🤮 my mouth a little bit.

[-] Intrama@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'm fine with this lol

[-] amotio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I mean, fill it with mashed potatoes, add tatar sauce and It's perfect.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Bologna alone is a crime

[-] Shawdow194@kbin.run 3 points 3 months ago

Hmmmm bologna

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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