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"Rise chicken!"
*arise
billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location... in Africa.
Kiss him deep with tongue!
I saw that "Sofa king funny" comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
dancing is forbidden
ED is a bitch
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE
I shall be this buffet's reckoning!
Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don't be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.
Revolver Ocelot
mmrraaaaooooo
He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he's trying alternate means
OOTL, is it like "Rise against" ? or RATM?
It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
It's a great song.
MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR
I'm so glad someone else was thinking of this too.
what the fuck are you talking about
"Social media"
All rise mother fucker.
MUSTA-KRAKISH
AWAKEN
TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
Arise chicken
Dad has great taste.
Plot twist, kid is dough
My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
Meh, whatever.
Such cringe behavior
Where's your anger? Where's your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
"He's a calendar, that kid, he's a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That's all he can do. Do you know what that means? I'm getting older. Look at me, is that old? That's not old. Can't get rid of him, twenty years time he'll still be there. Mind you they don't always live, meningitis - that's a good one!"
Dad might be a sith lord
They're not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
"Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again..."
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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