He should have shown her the old timey dirigible I assume he arrived in. Bitches love dirigibles...
They would use him for an insta pic and then take it on the arches.
Was she real, or just a mercury induced hallucination?
Or maybe absinthe?
Imaginary green fairy girls' butocks aren't affected by gravity
It helps to own a steel mill… all the steel mills
And all the railroads. And a company town named after you.
Legit I know some nerrrrdy girls he'd catch with this.
Assuming this post is not satire, I get the impression he doesn’t want nerdy girls but non-nerdy cheerleader/sorority types. But I think this is a joke.
Been in his position once in my life; guys like this will take any girl - they're starved for attention at all.
Ladies, you are missing a true gentleman right here. This guy can make banks error in your favor and allow you to collect $200 every time you pass Go.
That guy would get so laid at a steampunk convention.
Why don't girls ever go for the Victorian bank clerk? 😔
Don't misspeak. Some of us certainly do!
This brings a whole new context to your Everett True posts.
I'll give the kid an A for effort, but this is pretty cobbled together and clearly not tailored correctly. See if you really wants to look sharp, needs to go for a full ass suit and then match the hat to that, rather than a slightly mismatched piecemeal ensemble.
Also he should then throw that in the fire because a t-shirt and jeans are better than class warfare in clothing form.
needs to go for a full ass suit
What's an ass suit?
I mean, fit is kinda clean 👀
There used to be a guy at all the nightclub techno scene events I went to which dressed like a 1920’s mobster. Never saw him pull a flapper tho
Idk man, his fit goes harder than any jock's imo.
Yeah, these kind of posts always feel kinda mean if it's not him that's put that caption.
People who aren't conventionally attractive are allowed to have a sense of style and wear fun clothes too.
Everett True wouldn't put up with this shit
The outfit suggests personality but the whining suggests desperate, thirsty, attention whore. Probably should work on that.
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Then stop wearing one and let the ladies have their fun!
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