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submitted 3 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

A mammoth 27 per cent of Britons think that they could qualify for a sport at the next Olympics if they started training today, according to new research by YouGov.

Shooting came out on top as the sport that most people thought they could represent their country in at Los Angeles 2028, no doubt inspired by the memes of Turkish shooter Yusuf Dikec.

He arrived in Paris minus the traditional eye and ear protection and shot his way to a silver medal with one hand in his pocket.

Of those questioned, 15 per cent thought they could qualify in the 10m air rifle event, while 13 per cent fancied their chances in archery.

Most shocking was that six per cent believed they could qualify for the 100m in just four years, and seeing as the qualifying time is 10 seconds for men and 11.07 seconds for women, we should apparently have high hopes for 2028...

At the bottom of the scale, only three per cent of Britons think they could qualify in rhythmic gymnastics, artistic gymnastics, diving, rugby sevens or skateboarding – which is surprising when you consider Team GB’s only entrant in men’s skateboarding at Paris 2024 was 51-year-old Andy Macdonald, who could have inspired a generation.

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Maybe most surprising is that 15 per cent of the over-65s think they could compete at an Olympic level in four years if they put their mind to it.

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[-] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 29 points 3 months ago

Firstly 27% of Britons are idiots. Down from 52% a few years ago, but still.

And naturally "The results also show that men are slightly more likely than women (30% vs 25%) to think they could make the Olympic team in 2028". To be be honest, I was surprised the margin was only 5%.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 18 points 3 months ago

It would have been higher if they'd asked men in the pub.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Beginning of a session or at the end?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

Kinda mid-way.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

The hell with the regular games, I'll buy a front row ticket to watch senior citizens absolutely shatter their bodies trying to qualify for an Olympic event

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Olympic Darts!
Olympic Snooker!

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago
[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago
  1. Pint
  2. Darts
  3. Pint
  4. Snooker
  5. Pint
  6. Fruit Machine
  7. Pint
  8. Chippie
  9. Pint
  10. Fight

Competitors are tested at the start to ensure they've done some pre-drinking warm-up rounds.

  1. Kebab
  2. Not have lost keys or wallet and somehow get home
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

The post-fight kebab - classic power move!

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Where's stepping outside to smoke a fag or they'll go spare, mate?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I’m actually surprised darts isn’t an Olympic sport

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 3 months ago

I feel people are really underestimating chimpanzees - they will tear your arm off and beat you to death with it.

[-] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago

Not to mention the 8% who think they can fight a Gorilla!

I feel like the 28% who think they will lose a fight with a rat are my kind of people.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

Gorillas aren't as violent and aggressive as chimps - one could do you harm if you aggravated it enough but a chimp would need no such excuse. I'd probably rather fight a gorilla than a goose - they're mean.

[-] MBM 2 points 3 months ago

Geese are all bark and no bite though

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

But they will happily peck a fight for no good reason.

Plus also, see this.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

All honk, no bonk

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"Could you beat a rat in a fight if you were unarmed?"
"Hmmm... Is the rat armed?"
"Uh...what? No..."
"Ah ok. Then no."

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 3 months ago

I’ve been training for the British sumo team for years. It’s been a real struggle keeping my weight up, but the phone still hasn’t rung.

Elitist sport bastards!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Consider yourself on Team F.UK in the Fedilympics.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

I'm a F.UK-er through and through!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago

Most shocking was that six per cent believed they could qualify for the 100m in just four years, and seeing as the qualifying time is 10 seconds for men and 11.07 seconds for women, we should apparently have high hopes for 2028…

Depends on whether you could run in your slippers.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

In the pic - they are standing, but one of the six that qualified for standing on the ground is like really shitty at it. I know I can do better (but like 10 minutes max, then by back starts to hurt).

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago
[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

The only thing I’d be breaking is a few bones!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

OK, if there's a Fedilympics, then you are on Team F.UK's list of competitors.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Someone needs to start that

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

I was pondering how it'd work. I have no good answers yet.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

All Englishmen are required to practice longbow if the parish priest asks them to so it’s plausible we’re all really great at archery still.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

After seeing the break dancing, yeah, I could be an Olympic athlete too

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah but only if you lived in Australia.

[-] WanderingSoul@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

Sod that for a game of soldiers, the older i get the more im falling apart!!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

I did badly at the Getting Out of Bed Without Groaning event this morning.

[-] WanderingSoul@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

I feel that, like me most days, but now i think im getting arthritis in my hip joint, im not even 50 yet!!

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