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[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of a certain Germo-Turkish Superhero

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Döner-Mann
nimm mich an die Hand
führe mich in das Land
das du verstanden kann

Döner-Mann
die Reise zum die Ecke des Globus
ist eine echte Trip (Trip (Trip (Trip)))

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Döner mann made me laugh out loud, and now everyone in the bus is looking at me. Help...

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'd eat his meat

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 49 points 2 months ago

Where does the kebab go after he eats if he's got no stomach anymore?

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

That's where the biomass for more kebab comes from.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 42 points 2 months ago

Is he putting KETCHUP on his Kebab?!

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

The bottles are red but you can put whatever sauce you want in them

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago

truly enlightened, he has shed his arbitrary values on what food combinations are acceptable.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's harissa?

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In Istanbul’s tourist spots where Americans reside, you get it with ketchup and mayo.

I’m only saying this because it needs to change.

[-] mtpender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Such heresy...

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago

maybe a sauce with red chilis?

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In England that would be chilli sauce most likely.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

tomato sauce, chilli sauce are acceptable toppings, obv one is more authentic than the other

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

could also be something like a curry ketchup, those are popular in a lot of places since they became super popular in Germany.

[-] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don’t put za ketchup on za shawarma

https://youtube.com/watch/cXgHUAaBfWY

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 months ago
[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

The only upgrade worth considering. Afterall he's never tired and never sleeps.

[-] Ibuthyr@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

And he's in the shop before the boss is.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

when you just gotta have a gyro

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

i'll take him. döner kebab on the go.

[-] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Is that a bogdanoff twin lol

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Shawarma Kraang!

 KEBABTECH ::
[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

What else should they want?

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Like and anime Krang

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