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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 216 points 2 months ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 86 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't believe you spent $15 of ink on this

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 months ago

$15 per month, if you used an HP

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 21 points 2 months ago

Ah. This takes me back. 😌

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 40 points 2 months ago

😡🤢😵🤬😵‍💫🤨☠️😯🙀😵🤢😵😡😡😡

[-] M137@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

But you're not Facebook... or are you?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

You didn't print anything off her computer, so you're in the clear!

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

HOW DARE YOU

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago

Her to her 24 year old activist granddaughter: "You kids need to just shut up. You have no idea how the world works."

[-] nucleative@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

She understands there is a problem, just doesn't understand the solution. Good on her for having privacy concerns and paying attention.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

she doesnt even understand the problem but at least she gives a fuck instead of being in denial about the state of the world. thats already better than many "informed" people i know.

or maybe she is in denial about other stuff like vaccines or something so who knows anyway.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

She is painting a target on her back with the saying “scammers, I’m gullible and ignorant”.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

I remember when Facebook was solely for college students. Now it seems to have a three denture minimum.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Spoiler alert, Facebook turned 20 this year 💀

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My mom posted something similar to this, about not giving consent to Facebook to sell her data while using Facebook for free. Seems like her friends did this and recommended it to her as well.

Oh the irony.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 months ago

I've gotten in several arguments with morons over those posts, there does seem to be some section of the population that just can't comprehend that the 20 page document that you agreed to when you made the account is legally binding.

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

That might be because they actually aren't binding in many cases. Courts have held that if the contract can't be reasonably expected to be read or understood by the people it "binds," it's not really enforceable, and 99% of EULAs are ridiculously long and legalese-heavy. But that doesn't change the fact companies can and will treat them as such until challenged in court, and they'll almost always be allowed to refuse service to pretty much whoever they want.

So you'd be right here; grandma's post about not giving Facebook the right to her data is meaningless. Don't want Facebook to have your data? Don't use Facebook!

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago

These are also people who claim the constitution was violated when they got a temp ban for threatening to assassinate politicians so we aren't exactly talking about legal experts here.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

my grandpa got temp banned off of Facebook for something and we all just agreed to not ask why

[-] Cheesus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I remember everyone posting that when Facebook went public not realizing it was about being listed on the stock market

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago

The random spacing and line breaks are the chef's kiss.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

"Anti Commercial-AI license (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0)"

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

CC FU-GO-AWAY 1.0

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 months ago

Amen, sister.

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I bet it was from a chain mail back in the day, that if you put that in your profile then your safe, too bad it’s not true.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I too have this in my safe.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Oh, another one of those “if you type this thing into Facebook somehow it will cause “x” to happen.” things.

Usually something to do with privacy.

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

She looks smug as shit too

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

That's rude, how is Facebook supposed to still be a book if you don't allow them to print?

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Legally there's nothing they can do

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Order print

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago

Facebook be like: "don't worry! I will not print off your COMPUTER! it will be the printer muhahahahaa"

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

And I don't either!

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Lmao yes you do. U agreed to tos.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"I don't claim ownership over any part of this video by 20th Century Fox."

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Man! I wish I had read the Kar’en earlier!!!

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