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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 91 points 1 week ago

Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"

The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 week ago

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

[-] Befernafardofo@feddit.it 12 points 1 week ago
[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Username checks in.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 45 points 1 week ago

Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can't tell him.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A domain parking page?

Edit: found the real page, it is:
https://getcalicocutpants.com/

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago

You hit me in the cup

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

It might have been his kink.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Femanon should have went with "I'm a squirter and I get aroused really easily"

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!

[-] don@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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