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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago

Money laundering and foreign interference vehicle

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump University

Trump: The Game

Trump Vodka

Trump Airlines

Trump Steaks

...

Apparently Trump had 26 failed businesses!

Why not go for 27!

[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

27 was Trump: The President

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

3³ time lucky, they say.

... What? They don't say that?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You said it, so now "they" do. ;)

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

it's so odd that a presidential candidate would support an alternative to US currency.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Not if he’s a useful idiot.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Useful idiots don’t know they are being manipulated.

He knows EXACTLY what polonium is waiting for him if he crosses Putin.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Doubt. His narcissism dominates what limited neural activity occurs in the decaying matter encased in his skull.

[-] garretble@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago
[-] IamSparticles@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

It is, indeed, funny business.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago
[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

How long until they start investigating his shitcoin as fraud?

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

If the government financial trams aren't already investigating it, then they're stupid. This is shooting fish in a barrel for financial crimes.

[-] dugmeup@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Garland be like... Crime must not be prosecuted in an election year... Or two years after... Or look guys I'm neutral.

Spineless AG is chilling until he hopes it all blows over.

I hope Kamala as an ex prosecutor appoints an actual prosecutor.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jack Smith!

[-] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

““begins””

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 month ago

You mean Russian money laundering.

Who are the devs?

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Conman begins latest con

Feels almost irresponsible to even report on this tbh

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Every Trump business model is conveniently shaped like a pyramid ⚠️

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

pyramid scheme

He prefers to call it the ol' "3 point ~~plan~~ concept"

66.666% more suckers!

[-] credo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

How does one short crypto?

[-] peetabix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want him to explain the blockchain.

Edit: On second thoughts maybe I dont.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

My beautiful new currency is taking the market by a landslide, and we are not even there yet. We have just started. And you know what? We’re doing great. But we’re getting there. You know, they say that if Trump doesn’t start his own crypto, it’s over. It’s over, folks. If he does, no currency is ever going to be better. They’re never gonna — he’s got such great ideas. He’s done an incredible job for us. So we’ll see what happens, but I’m telling you, this is one of those things.

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago
  • except maybe for Abraham Lincoln's
[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Donald Trump Rolls Out ~~His New Cryptocurrency Business~~ yet another money laundering operation

[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

Presidents ARENT allowed to have Outside Businesses as that would be a Conflict Of Interest and Put the United States in a National Security risk but I'm OK with Trump doing it because he's a REALLY GOOD, Probably THE BEST, Businessman in the World! Who hasn't Bankrupted over 20 Businesses!

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He's just an honest guy earning money for his family. He wouldn't be that greedy to put a whole nation on the line to make money /s

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 month ago

I no longer blame him for fleecing his stupid cultists. I don't care how much they harm themselves any longer, as they are hateful pieces of shit. I only mind that he benefits from it.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 1 month ago

yeah im sorry when they bend over, reach behind, grab it, then stick it in themselves. I can hardly blame him.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

He is so fucking stupid. And yet there are dumber people who fall for this trash. Anyone who has a squatting truck, anyone who brings a confederate flag to, well, anywhere. Roll coal dumbasses.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

*Trump reveals his latest scam to extract money from his rubes.

FTFY

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Plenty of fools in the world I am sure it will do fantastic.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This will be two full new cycles when nobody talks about abortion or other topics that Normis understand.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I am surprised this has not already happened.

What does this business do? Is it just a shitcoin? The archive link only has half the article.

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