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[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 minutes ago

What is the original source material for the image and the name of the woman within?

[-] ngn@lemy.lol 5 points 3 hours ago

i don't understand it, am i missing some context here?

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 9 points 2 hours ago

The meme format implies she catfished you with the promise of "Netflix and chill" at her house only to pull a gun on you.

In particular, she wants you to review and merge that goddamn pull request she made to your open source project repo two months ago that finally fixes that one really annoying bug.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

https://github.com/ZILtoid1991

Please, do pull requests on my projects! I might even accept them.

[-] lesnout27@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

You realy want the D don't you

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

gigachad_yes.gif

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Takes on a slightly different meaning in the context of XZ utils

[-] Hammerheart@programming.dev 18 points 15 hours ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 10 hours ago

lunatic girl threatening me

[-] mspencer712@programming.dev 72 points 20 hours ago

Remove these blank lines.

I’m not seeing unit tests for this.

Unnecessary comment.

BLAM

Ow! Also, this could’ve been a smaller calibur.

LGTM (lunatic gunner targeting me)

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 20 hours ago

it's me I'm lunatic gunner

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago

I have either written or gotten a variant of every single one of these comments 🫠:

Please include the JIRA task in the commit title.

Did you run any manual testing?

Where's the PRD link in the commit message?

Can you please split this into multiple smaller commits?

Can you combine these two commits?

Did you email Jon about this because he's working on that project with Sarah and you might be duplicating efforts.

This should be named BarFoo instead of FooBar.

Why aren't you using CorporateInternalLib16 that does 90% of this?

Why aren't you using ThirdPartyPaidLibByExEmployee?

Why aren't you using StandardLib thing you forgot existed?

All our I/O should be async.

All our hot loop code needs to be sync.

This will increase latency of NonCoreBusinessFlow by 0.01%. can you shave some time off so we can push in feature B also?

Please add a feature flag so we can do gradual rollout.

What operational levers does this have?

Lgtm - just address those comments

[-] expr@programming.dev 14 points 15 hours ago

I dunno, plenty of those sound pretty reasonable.

[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 16 points 18 hours ago

"Did you run the formatter on this?"

Bonus points if it's python code and nowhere in the docs does it say which of the many formatters to use.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

Just make another PR where you add formatter instructions to the readme and pyproject.toml.

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago

I'm fond of ruff lately. Pretty much the same as black, but it just comes with the linter instead of being separate tools.

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

👀 I’d fine-tuned (copied and pasted) a pylint setup that had some of black, what are the differences?

Edit: it’s so much faster than black, I’m switching

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 15 points 18 hours ago

Just pull the trigger, we both know how this ends.

Production errors.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 18 hours ago

The number of comments is inversely proportional to the size of the pull request.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Yet the review time is exponential with the size.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

First problem is she's expecting a right boob like me to review her pull request. Second problem is I don't give a shit.

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Babe, you turn me (O)n

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 19 hours ago

Look at that tiny numstat, I'll finish the review before the CI is even done

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