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[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 31 points 1 year ago

Yeah I have to roll up this boulder for eternity, but it comes with dental insurance for me and my family. Plus there always is a snack bar at the bottom.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

We had to cancel your insurance. But hey there's more snacks down there!

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Time for an Insurance Cancellation Pizza Party!

ok ~~buddy~~ sisyphus

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's not that bad as it sounds

this hurts to read

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

I was gonna say it sounds like a mistake made by Dutch speakers but then I saw the user name was "home is in the hills" and there ain't no hills in that country, well, there's like one small one all the way in the corner.

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

That's what you get for giving fire to the humans! If you wood have stayed a little bit more in line, live wouldn't be this hard for you.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

why did i think they meant the band

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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