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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 124 points 1 month ago

Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.

[-] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

My only issue with this is that it's been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it's not shit at all.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 46 points 1 month ago

That's hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

that's because it probably wasn't drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up "my son did X in fifth grade" story

[-] Thebular@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I get where you're coming from and I wouldn't be surprised if you're right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago
[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 month ago

"Mama, when does Papa comes back?", "sorry, that loser left is weeks ago", "ey... I can still hear you!"

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago

That's really, really great!

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 13 points 1 month ago

Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?

Wheeeee!

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

It is clever and funny. There's cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Your kid is currently terrorising snails.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt

[-] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Decoy snail

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Any adult would be proud to have made this.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz -1 points 1 month ago

What's the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He's Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

[-] snaprails@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

They have laws that explode now?

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because it was drawn by a 5th grader? (Assuming this post isn't complete bullshit which it might be)

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that's just sad.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 month ago

It appears you have wild expectations for a 10 year old's understanding of animal physiology.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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