550
Wildlife Photography
(lemmy.today)
He looks so unenthusiastic about it.
"Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must."
💥🤛
"It's the Law of the Jungle I'm afraid, old chap."
Why are you making me do this? :(
'Here I go, killing again.'
It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.
Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla
Just ask your mom to do it.
I’ll tell her when we finish up here.
To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?
That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.
Ohhh
all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
What makes me different from soup?
Soup can't talk
Disagree.
oh
Up to my nose in cooch.
Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.
"I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!"
Grodd?
POV you're the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote "PS and no potato salad please haha xD" on the rsvp
Well, just feed it to the cat.
but my cat is vegan don't get mad it's their choice I've tried!!
but its german
That must have hurt.
Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.
Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.
So... did he die?
Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes
RIP Christophe Courteau
Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He's swinging like an schoolgirl.
Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.....
When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn't really matter.
Why the fist is so tiny
That one is … far away.
Like few hundreds meters away
...into 2025
That's why he's posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.
Friday night, eh?
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
550 points (99.3% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26800 readers
2856 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS