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[-] MBM 27 points 22 hours ago

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 44 points 22 hours ago

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 21 hours ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 7 points 20 hours ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 21 hours ago

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

can't argue with that

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 144 points 1 day ago

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 20 points 23 hours ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 day ago

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

turkey, circa 2000

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

Relatable tbh

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

What is...potato ?

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[-] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

anon apparently also cant use google

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

That's when it tries to get you

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[-] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

didn't this get posted already

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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