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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 1 month ago

I spend years getting a degree and working my ass off to get into a job i'll work for the rest of my life, just to afford a slightly comfortable existence. This girl says some dumb redneck shit for 5 seconds and is set for life.

We live in a society. Bottom text.

[-] Oneser@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

To be fair, this is pretty much the story of any right wing politician too.. at least this girl (arguably) didn't ruin the lives of millions.

[-] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

Don't question The Economy. There is no better way to make decisions about wealth allocation. This is the most efficient and fair way. Repeat after me.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[-] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

May it watch over us, amen

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

You mean this girl?

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, she's also pretty attractive so she's got a 1-up right there

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Would you like to be known as the chick who "spits on dicks" or as a the guy who "sticks a thumb up the butt" if it meant you're set for life? I think you're viewing the "set for life" part but you're forgetting that you're also setting a moniker for life. She can do whatever she wants with the rest of her life but all people will remember is hawk tuah and that will be so for the rest of her life.

I don't know about you but I'd rather take my otherwise irrelevant existence rather than have my entire being distilled down to a single thing I did.

[-] whats_all_this_then@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Honestly...I'd take it if it set me up for life. Realistically, 99.9% of the people who can't see past the moniker would never have mattered to me anyway and as for the stuff about your life being distilled to just that, who gives a flying fuck as long as you make sure you're good with the life you lived and do right by the people you actually care about and that care about you. Besides "for life" in 2024 means "a year of being inactive, max".

With that being said, someone in this thread said this is a symptom of a diseased society and I think they're onto something.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Any woman with attractive appearance, no matter how crazy/stupid, is set for life, envying this is meaningless

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 52 points 1 month ago

I officially have no idea what's going on...

Am I out of touch?... No, it's the young who are wrong!

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 31 points 1 month ago

I'll beam you down, miles.

The girl in the picture is Haliey Welch, she went viral a while back as an interviewee on a program where girls were asked about their secrets on getting a man crazy during sex.

Her answer was "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang,". 'hawk tuah' bring an onomatopoeia for reeling back up spit from the back of ones throat and then spitting it out, suggesting her secret was spitting on the member of the opposite sex. This bit went viral.

She rode that fifteen seconds of Fame out on Instagram, becoming rich with being the 'Hawk Tuah' girl.

Now she's shilling for Tesla

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

Honestly can't blame her. It's better than having to do a real job and not be rich.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 1 month ago

Not blaming her for exploiting that, but it does feel like a symptom of the underlying disease in our society

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yea for sure, we're fucked.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

Some people should really meet my transporter pattern buffer...

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

I wish I was shitting you, Miles.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

So have they confirmed whether the Tesla robots will spit on my penis? That seems to be what they're hinting at?

[-] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that....

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

I can confirm nor deny

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 47 points 1 month ago

Tweets are gone, they're called Xits now.

[-] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago

Idk, I think my only favorite thing about the whole debacle is that almost literally everyone just ignored musk's whole name change thing, and still call it twitter and tweets. Because everyone recognizes what a fucking stupid name X is lmfao.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago

One of my wife's friends gets really upset when people call it Twitter for some reason. She doesn't even use it. Just gets irate and reminds everyone the name was changed so if you want people to know what you're talking about you should call it X.

Strange hill to choose...

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

"Do you use twitter?"

wifes friend

"IT'S CALLED X NOW!!! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TWITTER IS!!! IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, CALL IT X!!!"

looks at her, looks back at the wife

"So do you use twitter?"

wifes friend

"NOBODY USES TWITTER ANYMORE SINCE ELON MUSK BOUGHT IT!!!"

"Yeah, ok. You're right, but not for the reasons you think."

[-] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

That is bizarre lol

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago

I guess everyone ignoring it allows me to remind people it's gone to shit.

if everyone leaned into it I wouldn't be able to interject.

[-] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That's fair lol. I can't understand people who still use it.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

a lot use it for art or porn, or both. i heard Japanese people use twitter as one of their main social media platforms as well

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I used to pop my Xits when I was in high school....

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

I'm on Hank's page on this, I think everyone agrees with him, and my proclivity towards correcting the use of twitter/tweet is deliberate absurdism to point out X is fucking stupid and maybe you should find an alternative.

it's pronounced Xitter, btw.

[-] exu@feditown.com 2 points 1 month ago

I will disagree with him on toots for Mastodon. It's just a great.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

nah it's stupid af and it means farts

[-] exu@feditown.com 4 points 1 month ago

Accurate description of the average shortform post, whether it's a tweet a toot or a skeet.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

skeet is stupid too. so is bleet. they all sound like trying too hard to catch the tweet fame. it's thoroughly uncool. like when bing tried to be a verb like google

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

Drag is disappointed that Hank is still on Twitter. Drag respects Hank and doesn't want him giving the Nazis his time and energy

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"EXits" according to my housemate.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I pronounce the x like the president of China Xi jinping. So xits="shitts"

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This would have garnered a sensible chuckle showing up on my feed 10 years ago.

Now its a reminder of how fucking manufactured and over-promoted whatever the trending meme on X The Everything App ends up being. Reminds me of the "Pieces of Flare" bit from Office Space.

[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not. OP's screenshot is from The Dead Bird Site.

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago
[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I don't see the hate, am I missing something? She got lucky and decided to make a career out of it instead of her boring job that she probably hated. I don't really get her content so I just ignore it. Don't see why there is so much hate assuming she isn't some Nazi or something.

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

For me it's not about her it's just an annoying and unfunny meme.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I saw a lot of people complaining about her and how she got famous. Not here specifically but in general.

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Good on her for actually trying some stuff and not just immediately jumping into OF though.

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I really don't follow this person so I don't really care but it's the assumptions that she would do only fans just because shes a woman and that there would be anything wrong with it if she did that're both kinda gross to me ngl.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Piss boy McGee

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