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I'm sure we've got the technology somewhere. We just need like a giant fucking tree to suck the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and to desalinate the oceans. Something that's the size of an island all by itself.

I don't care if it's 100 billion trees woven together with some science fuckery, but we need an Yggsrasil if we want to fix the planet.

Think about it. A giant tree out in the middle of the ocean that sucks up all of our carbon dioxide and turns it into more trees and that sucks the salts and minerals and plastics out of the ocean and incorporates those into itself until it grows as tall as 100 billion trees woven together with dark science can possibly grow.

Sure, it'll cost I don't know several billion dollars to make this happen a trillion I don't fucking know, but if we had that the world would get better.

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[-] eleefece@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Sadly, our planet only makes life sustainable, there's absolutely no money to make for the shareholders, so there's little to no chance in hell that the powers that be are going to make any effort to prevent our planet going to shit. Remember: Life is temporary, short term gains are eternal

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 13 points 8 hours ago

Desalinate the oceans?

Yea, fuck all that marine life that makes most of the oxygen in the atmosphere.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 5 points 4 hours ago

Ocean salinity has increased over the last 200 years, I'm just saying revert it to it's 1800s levels.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 8 hours ago

This is Yggdrasilly.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

That wpuld be cool but ineffective and solve none of the systemic issues.

[-] glitchcake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

The world will never be safe until capitalism is dismantled. By definition, capitalism is a virus that expands to consume all resources. You can't use capitalism to make more resources for capitalism to consume in any other way than is resource-negative (laws of thermodynamics).

[-] grillgamesh0028@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

okay tankie.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Humans would do literally anything before lowering their standard of life

[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 40 points 17 hours ago

The real Yggdrasil was the forests we cut along the way

[-] Txmyx@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Gesprochen wie ein Löwe

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 7 points 12 hours ago

Oh, we could probably create giant trees with selective breeding and gene editing. But those trees would still need hundreds of years to grow (and that's a good thing, since it would store CO2 while growing) and if there are problems with the gene editing we would only notice after decades.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 39 points 18 hours ago

We had the Amazon Rainforest....

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 14 points 18 hours ago

The Amazon rainforest is often considered the lungs of the planet. It represents only a small part, the lungs are mainly our oceans.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago

We can't even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 7 points 13 hours ago

We can't even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?

"Mom I want an Yggdrasil"

"We have Yggdrasil at home"

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 33 points 20 hours ago

square-cube law means height, diameter, and weight are all going to be issues.

Isn't algae more effective per volume?

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago

Aren't you forgetting to factor the square of the magnitude of the raw fucking radness though

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Radness factor is left out of efficiency calculations way too often

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 9 points 19 hours ago

Yes. Algae would be much better. Just don’t mess up the oceans, and the algae will do their job.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Algae is the easiest and most likely to work.

We did experiments with iron seeding, the technology isn't too far, it's basically how the planet used to regulate before us.

[-] Dagamant@lemmy.world 49 points 22 hours ago

That’s just planting trees with extra steps.

[-] Sundial@lemm.ee 22 points 23 hours ago

Pretty sure that's what forestation is all about.

[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

Was thinking the title was about the Linux distro and was like we can do that. but after reading this ocean algae is way beter for carbon capture than trees. They also don't tend to burn down and release that carbon.

[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 4 points 22 hours ago

I thought that OP's title was mentioning Yggdrasil as in the IPv6 P2P network.

[-] TARgz@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago
[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 23 hours ago

I thought you were talking about the VR game in Overlord and was ready to post my support but you just want complicated forestry with no regards to marine life

[-] recursive_recursion@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

The closest realization of this idea is to potentially cultivate/modify the gene pool and DNA of a tree probably with the use of CRISPR and selective breeding

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago
[-] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 22 hours ago

House of Leaves reference?

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

I thought you were talking about network

[-] Bach37strad@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago
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