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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

I'm sure he was celebrated for his strength. His body wasn't just tossed out with the rest of the garbage. Not at all.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

True heroes aren't appreciated in their time.

[-] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

And how'd that go for him?

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

He survived

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Calls Vader's religion bullshit

Gets telepathically choked out

Vader: "Oh I guess it doesn't hurt since it's all bullshit, huh? I find your lack of faith disturbing. Especially since you've seen me do this shit, like, a million times before."

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 4 hours ago

He was actually criticising the mystical thinking of the Sith, not the scientific reality of midichlorians.

[-] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Wasn't he more criticizing the scale? Like, a sith warrior is great, but he can't really compete with the power of the Death Star when it comes to sheer scale. Just ask Alderaan.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV

And you think you're so clever and classless and free

But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 35 points 8 hours ago

Fucking ballsy considering tons of Jedi existed when he was a kid.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

The Jedi by that point were as accessible as the heads of the Catholic Church. To most poor people throughout the galaxy, the Jedi didn't give a shit about you or your suffering, notice how they didn't do shit about slavery in the galaxy? To most people the Jedi were nothing but self righteous religious do nothings that live in a big palace

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Found the imperial officer guys

[-] teft@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"Tons"

The galactic empire (and the republic before it) spanned billions of inhabited star systems. If each world was billions or trillions of inhabitants that means the galactic population is 10^18^ or more people. There were only ~10,000 Jedi at their peak. The chances of any galactic citizen seeing a Jedi, unless they lived on Coruscant near the temple, are vanishingly small. They were mythical beings to almost everyone.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago

TBF a 9 yr old slaveboy on an outer rim planet knew what a Jedi was.

Yes, and with childlike naivety he believed those mystical heroes really exist.

An admiral of the imperial navy is above such childish myths.

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Are you saying that scene was the first time that admiral ever met or heard of Darth Vader?

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

That's what the scene implies. The whole scene makes no sense after the backstory that the prequels added.

The idea of the scene is that we, the viewer, have no idea what the force is yet. Just like character who learns the hard way. Because this is the first Star Wars movie and they haven't even started calling it Episode 4 yet.

[-] oneofmany@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I consider Star Wars to be a movie that I have never seen for the "first time". I don't remember a time when I wasn't intimately familiar with every scene. I wish I could watch it now and not know what was going on.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It makes much more sense when you view Jedi/Sith as the trope of the warrior monk who has achieved enlightenment. They have gained mystical powers beyond mortal ken etc, but mostly they used it to hit people with laser swords and public knowledge could dismiss a lot of that as physical training and conditioning.

It's been a few years but I think Tarkin introduces Vader a few moments before the choke to the admiral (Motti is the name, BTW)

Even if he knew of Vader, knew of the force, he still didn't really believe in it. If not shown to someone it is incredibly unbelievable. He definitely didn't believe in the force being stronger than the death star, which was voiced and angered Darth Vader resulting in the choke.

Also, Motti was a pretty cool character. From the linked fandom page:

Whatever conclusions you ultimately draw about the incident taking place between myself and Lord Vader during yesterday morning's briefing, he was wrong, and trying to crush someone else's windpipe doesn't make you any less wrong, if you're wrong to begin with. Which he was. I do not concede the argument.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Iirc one of the canon comic book series focuses on what vader was doing between III and IV and he was mostly in sith training and special jedi hunting missions for most of the time until IV and had minimal contact with the military. I still need to read it and am going off remembering the tvtropes page and a youtube video so don't quote me on anything ever from now until the end of time.

[-] piskertariot@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

If you want to play that way, technically using a 2000lb ton, you'd only need 20-30 Jedi for there to be "Tons"

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

More than that if the Jedi are Yoda-sized. Less if they're Jabba-sized.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Hm, have Hutt-Jedi ever been explored in the canon or expanded universe? That sounds kinda interesting...

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I was looking for this kind of comment ready to make one if there was none. Thanks of absolving me of the duty.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I'm going off what was in the movies and other than Coruscant there's nothing to suggest there's that many individuals. There are a lot of representatives in the senate but that doesn't say much about how populated the planets are.

And, the Jedi had an actual HQ on the home planet of the republic, didn't they?

EDIT: And as another counter-example, there's not that many Secret Service agents but most people in Earth probably know they exist.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Right? And Han's never heard of The Force.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Yea, I don't think this George Lucas guy knew what he was doing.

Is it really so hard to believe a guy never met someone who only existed in tiny fractions of the galaxy 20 years before. I think its clearly a joke about people who are skeptical of religion (me).

It's like asking storm troopers in the clone wars why would they shoot at a Jedi. They are people... Not droids. They made the logical leap a long time ago that the force is a fantasy and is to unlikely to exist, and by the time few of them saw it in real life... They couldn't take back the first shot and were like... Fuck.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I never said anything about meeting them. I've never met the Pope but I've heard of the guy.

I've never met the Pope but people say he uses his special religious powers to turn bread and wine into the body and blood of Jesus Christ so they can consume it.

I don't believe that actually happens either.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I think it's hard to believe the fact that magic is a real thing wouldn't get around in a common galactic civilization.

The main character farms water on a planet that is mostly sand, orbitting two stars. He trades with people who steal and refurbish scraps of metal, and gets shot at by people who ride around on giant buffalo like creatures that produce blue milk. I don't think far away magics were taught in their education system when no one could perform them and his "uncle" only knows the religion as causing corruption and ending in the deaths of millions. Likely just thought of as fairy tales.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Do they not have the news on Tattooine?

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[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 42 points 9 hours ago

When I saw this scene as a kid, I thought Motti coughed up the yellow button on the console. I didn't know what it was at the time and thought Vader somehow put some yellow choking pill inside him. It was very disturbing to me. This was before I knew what a Force choke was.

yellow button

[-] huck@lemm.ee 11 points 8 hours ago

I used to think roughly the same thing. I thought that Vader choking him caused him to puke up an egg.

[-] ___f____g___@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 hours ago

I thought the same! We had to use our imagination watching these movies on VHS on a 14" CRT TV from eight feet away.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

So you're saying you find his lack of puke... disturbing.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I always thought he licked the table for some reason

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 78 points 10 hours ago

Meanwhile, in real life, we don't have space wizards who can perform magic, yet we have generals who live in fear of magical leaders of make believe religions.

[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

I mean, they can still economically Force choke your campaign

[-] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

because they have millions of followers they don't want to piss off.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

Cult followings are the highest form of magecraft.

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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 68 points 11 hours ago

"Bruh, we're trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn't going to-"

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 27 points 9 hours ago

"we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it"

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

You seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I've just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don't cut it further.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Don't be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That's the way it's always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.

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