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[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Of course we’re not talking about the good Indo-Europeans—some of my best friends are Hittites.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 10 points 1 week ago

So you've become a "Great King," have you? But why do you still continue to speak about "friendship" and about coming to Mt. Ammana?... For what reason should I call you "friend"?…Do those who are not on familiar terms with each other call each other "friend"? Why then should I call you "friend"? Were you and I born of neighbours? As my grandfather and my father did not call the King of Assyria "friend," you should not keep writing to me (about) "coming" and "Great King-ship." It displeases me.

  • a barely-altered version of the letter Hittite king Mursili III sent to Adad-nārārī I of Assyria
[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love how one branch is just "Albanian"

E: also Armenian, sorry yall

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Albanian might be a sub-branch of Illyrian, but there's no solid consensus on the issue.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

ETRURIA FOR THE ETRUSCANS

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I find it odd that the pic rejects Balto-Slavic unity and calls Sorbian "Wendish".

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

There's growing evidence that the Anatolian branch - long thought to be the earliest split - may be better described as a sister branch. If so Proto Indo-Anatolian would be the family, with an Indo-European branch and an Anatolian branch.

I believe this has been a minority position among linguists but recent aDNA data suggests that sister branches is a good fit for the genetics, giving a little more weight to that model for the language.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Excuses, excuses. I know one when I see one.

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