This was a whole lot funnier 15 hours ago.
Sooooo, the morning after is here. Please tell us you used the Drano to get a clog clear.
As an Australian, i already know the results. Not going to say to avoid spoilers
Don't worry, I'm European, I won't tell them pesky Americans. You can tell me.
don't worry, soon you will also know, and it will be before us. Have a nice EOD you travellers from the future.
Yeah don't drink draino. If you feel depressed and want everything to end, try something new: small crimes (eg graffiti), starting a union, volunteer work for food bank, election volunteer, etc
I would but I'm too depressed to even leave the house most days.
Has nothing to do with the election; that's just my default behavior.
Start an underground resistance, harbor repressed people in your attic/basement, etc.
I know this is just a joke, but seriously don't kill yourself by drinking lye/drain cleaner. It a horrible death, basically slowly charing your esophagus and stomach until you die.
I might not be remembering it totally accurately but my school back in the day had some dude who attempted this come and talk to us about something, can’t remember exactly. Anyway, in order to save his life, doctors had to take his intestines and attach to his throat…OVER the rib cage. I’m pretty sure in order to eat he had to push the food down that over-the-rib intestine like trying to get the last of the toothpaste out of the tube.
What a horrible day to know how to read
For real, I just wanted to read about antics related to the American election, and homie is coming in with the “hey, I have a story about nightmare bowel reconstruction” that makes me simultaneously thankful everything is okay on my end, sad for another person, and grossed out at the same time.
I’m too exhausted for it.
My apologies
Here let me balance it out for you:
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Doesn't that make it better? For those that can't read, I typed out something wonderful. Text to audio doesn't do it justice.
I remember seeing this on TV - I believe it was grill cleaner? It's been quite some years... But I remember him showing how he had to manually push food down the front of his sternum... Creepy
I saw this on TV and it lives rent-free in my head, forever. Guy indeed has to manually assist chewed food on its way down. I don't recall if he's on a special diet, has to chew the hell out of his food for lack of a stomach, or anything else like that. What was clear is that how he got there, and the way life is now, is very unpleasant.
My mom has peristalsis. That means her esophagus muscles no longer work, and so she has to have soft foods that go down really easily and has to either sit up really straight or stand up while she eats.
And I thought she had it bad.
It doesn’t just unclog your digestive tract to be like a slip n slide for your food to come ou the other end mostly intact? The media lied to me
If you're gonna be that extreme, just become an eco-tewwowist
UwU I'm an ecow-tewwowist now :3
Someone pass me the draino right now
I thought Trump himself suggested bleach not draino.
Do you want to clean your system of COVID or not?
Instructions unclear. Tried to end it all, wound up cured of coronavirus instead.
Good plan. I mean personally I'd go with a .38 - Drano is gonna hurt like a motherfucker the whole time it's killing you.
Won’t hurt as bad as four more years of Trump.
If it's only four
Poor fucking Ukriane..
Let them have a tiny glimmer of optimism in these dark days.
Liquid plumber works much better to clear clogged living.
I think you're supposed to inject the Drano or something? Like to kill fake diseases that totally never happened... Or was that bleach?
Pretty sure it was bleach, and I'm pretty sure that the end result will be the same either way.
The different hand writing is bothering me...
Someone did the Kamala one as a standalone. Then their spouse/roommate did the Trump one to supplement it.
I thought you were supposed to inject bleach. (do I need /s?)
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