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[-] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'm a average people who became rich people with Bitcoin. So now I'm just the top panel without the work.

I dont say this to brag, but to encourage other average peoples to become rich people too.

Invest in mentors, huh.

Definitely doesn't have a relevant detail in his bio.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Also having been born into generational wealth and exploiting the finance system - that's the most famous rich-people-hobby.

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 222 points 3 days ago

Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 121 points 3 days ago

Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Overthrowing 1st world countries as well

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

Born wealthy

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago

Hanging out with Epstein

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 131 points 3 days ago

"Invest in Mentors"

Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wasn't at all surprised to scroll up and see "mentor" in their byline

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[-] Zink@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago

The actual bullshit message behind this:

A rich person is a good person and a smart person.

In posted this, so I am signaling to you that I am a good and smart person that will be rich if I’m not already.

Obviously the #1 life goal of all people is to be rich, so you should all be like me, and you should be ashamed when you take time to enjoy existence.

(Disclaimer: I’m not shitting on people who enjoy or find fulfillment in their job or their business)

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 days ago

I swear rich people have no actual interests

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 points 2 days ago

The ones that do are not spending their time posting sociopath bullshit on LinkedIn.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 105 points 3 days ago

Any rich person born after 1993 can't party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.

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[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago

It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.

They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.

They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"So, do you have any hobbies?"

"Yep! I like job, invest in mentors, knowledge..."

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

What is this? Some pseudo-wisdom from a “life coach” or something?

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Grindset life bs. It's extremely stupid, they all brag about not enjoying life like it's a terrible insult to everyone else.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

A job is not a hobby. I feel that that shouldn't require explanation.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Sometimes, hobby becomes job and stops being hobby :c

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?

[-] laverabe@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

One must delete facebook and lawyer up before one can ascend to the realm of #4. Profit.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I must be middle class because I skip the gym to do my cardio outside

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You don't need to be rich to go to a gym or increase your knowledge.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

...but you do need to be rich-enough to afford time not spent preparing for work, working, nor recovering from work...

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 days ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Alternately, rich kids just pay off the carnival workers for the big prize without playing the game at all

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[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

A job is not a hobby.

[-] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

I don't think this individual understands what a hobby is. Your job by definition is not a hobby.

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 16 points 3 days ago

IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB YOU'LL NEVER WORK A SINGLE DAY BROTHER AWOOOGA

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[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago

It's hilarious to me that, while the author is trying to own working-class people's poor choice of hobbies, what it actually does is show the immense privilege of people whose only hobbies are various forms of "self improvement".

[-] ZMoney@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Serious question. What is "invest in mentors"? I can't figure this one out. Like you pay people to mentor you?

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[-] eugene171@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Knowledge

This mf got 8 Lamborghinis in his Lamborghini account

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 3 days ago

Entire bottom box should be “wait for trust fund”.

[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 days ago
[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

Oh come on, I doubt it's that large.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 55 points 3 days ago

Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.

[-] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.

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[-] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 days ago

TIL, that Donald and Mush partying at Epstein Island is considered a hobby for the poor.

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[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

I made the comment that rent should be tax deductible, just like a mortgage, and some rise and grind boot licking doofus said "you can if you run a home business." First of all, do you need to run a home business in a home you own to write off your mortgage? No Secondly, not everyone in the country can run a home business. Imagine the chaos.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Was this written by a prev-gen LLM?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

making enough money to be able to pay rent and eat something is my new hobby!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Job is not my hobby, job is how I pay for my hobbies.

Also I wish learning got me rich. Unfortunately I don’t bother learning stuff that makes money. I am however shockingly educated on certain subcultural histories.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Wow, this is such bullshit.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Rich people having movie theatres, expensive gaming rigs at home whitelist surrounded by PAs & maids sounds like the first category.

Only the buying/renting/paying people with actual knowledge is kinda from the second.

But it's options.
Rich people have options, the luxury to choose whatever - they have the time (no job or financial-survivor stress) to choose said options, and if they fail also the financial safety net with catch them comfortably/without years of additional debt.

The 24h of a rich person are not the same as 24h of an average person.

[-] hannesh93@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago

Ask yeah - Elon "I'm in the global top 10 in Diablo" Musk sure doesn't have gaming as a hobby...

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