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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 53 minutes ago

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[-] breckenedge@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[-] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space 3 points 15 minutes ago

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 48 points 10 hours ago

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 63 points 17 hours ago

What if I want to be awake for it?

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 8 points 2 hours ago
[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 5 points 1 hour ago

My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named "gregtech" exists before registering my domain name.

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 hours ago

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

don't ask questions if you can't fap to the answers.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 hours ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 49 points 17 hours ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 8 points 13 hours ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 53 points 18 hours ago

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 14 hours ago

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 21 hours ago

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 49 points 17 hours ago

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago

This is the Skyrim of humor

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 8 hours ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 68 points 17 hours ago

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[-] QProphecy@lemmy.world 53 points 21 hours ago

I always hate it when that happens

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 35 points 20 hours ago

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 26 points 19 hours ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago

ignorance is bliss

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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