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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a portly old man.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 14 hours ago

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a ~~portly old man~~ scientist with a doctorate.

[-] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 48 points 20 hours ago

Man ring inflation hits hard

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 45 points 19 hours ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Dr Eggman.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

I'm 40 and this is funny 🤣

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 41 points 19 hours ago

You can't run from your problems forever Sonic.

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 24 points 19 hours ago

The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 31 points 20 hours ago

aren't most hedgehogs homeless

don't they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 24 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Chicken nuggets probably, because it's fast food

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 18 hours ago

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

That got a chuckle out of me, ya bastard

[-] iluminae@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Chilli dogs, actually

[-] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago

https://animanswers.com/hedgehog-nests/

Do Hedgehogs Dig Dens to Live In?

When hedgehogs burrow, they aim to create a shelter where they can nest and sleep easily. As our spikey friends sleep for long periods, sometimes as much as 18 hours a day, they need somewhere safe to sleep without fear of predators.

However, while it will serve as their home, it will be a temporary home. Most hedgehogs only stay in their burrows for a short time before leaving. Usually, they’ll only stay in that specific burrow for a few nights before moving to find another one. 

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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