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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 35 minutes ago

The British are REALLY into their hilariously crap food, aren't they? Someone on here was actually defending a sandwich that was two slices of bread, an inch of cheese and an inch of raw onion. It's like, when the French or Italians get uppity about their cuisine, it feels like they have a point? The British though...

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 35 minutes ago

My grandad liked ham sandwiches.

My dad liked crisp sandwiches.

I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 59 minutes ago

Flavour is woke!

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

You like something I don't like?

THAT MEANS WAR!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 hour ago

Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.

Link

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 7 points 1 hour ago

Continental cheese

[-] Naich 29 points 5 hours ago

Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

I didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

AKA, The Daily Heil

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 86 points 7 hours ago

Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 hours ago
[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 56 points 7 hours ago

Lol, woke fillings.

Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

“So would you like ham or turkey?” “Uh… turkey I guess” “FUCK OFF COMMIE THAT’S THE MEAT OF THE ENEMY”

[-] frazorth@feddit.uk 30 points 6 hours ago

Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!

Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago

Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Gen Alpha. Born roughly between 2010 and 2025.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 6 hours ago

There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.

[-] GoodShowSir@feddit.uk 25 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)
[-] UKFilmNerd@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

They're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! 😆

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 39 minutes ago

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago

I accidentally west the whole jar

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago

Better than trying to west India and dooming the people of an entire undiscovered continent.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 7 hours ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 38 minutes ago

Literally all I know about English mustard is the conclusion of The Escapist's "Uncivil War" and the look of utter dread on Yahtzee's face.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

Oh will someone think of the sandwiches

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Who was the snowflake again?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago
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