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Trump names former wrestling executive Linda McMahon as his pick for education secretary (www.nbcnews.com)

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[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 33 minutes ago

They are on track to bankrupt The Onion

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

This aged like wine

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 18 minutes ago

Surely she’ll be less bad than DeVos, though

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

I just read the Oz thing. I fucking can't anymore.

[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 82 points 5 hours ago

LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLEEEE!!!!

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 hours ago

TRUMP SLAMS LINDA INTO THE EDUCATION SECRETARY POSITION.

[-] Yodan@lemm.ee 20 points 4 hours ago

Since literally everything in the government seems to be getting dismantled, what companies are going to pick up the pieces for these sectors? If we are drowning in a sinking ship we can at least invest in a life boat to buy eggs with and fight the impending inflation. The goal seems to shift trillions from government funding to private sectors and deregulate to let the friends of Trump get even wealthier.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 2 points 49 minutes ago

I’m buying reits. Real assets may hold their value while trump is purposely fucking shit up.

[-] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 34 points 5 hours ago

How long is the education secretary gonna be there if we're getting rid of the department of education?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 hours ago

Let's make bets on how many rounds!

[-] BonerMan@ani.social 55 points 6 hours ago

Second biggest individual doner for trump... Interesting.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 35 points 6 hours ago

Damn I could go for some doner

[-] BonerMan@ani.social 16 points 5 hours ago

Yeah a döner would be cool.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

I thought amaybe she a doner the most thingsa for Donna’ Trump. Wahou?

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 hours ago

Reminds me of Dolores Umbridge. Why do they all remind me of Dolores Umbridge?

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

Because despite the fact that Voldy was Harry's nemesis via prophecy, Umbridge was everyone nemesis. Just out of spite.

She was worse.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 hours ago

Imelda Staunton did an amazing job of playing such a vile character. She really nailed the lawful evil nature from source material.

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