what? WHAT!? STOP POKING ME!**

Access denied without key card.

Still sane, Exile?

Toasty!

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

I will pay you to kill yourself

Would you kindly?

Pretty esoteric but this pops into my head often (Metal Gear Solid 4):

“Brother! It’s been too long. Rejoice! We’re not copies of our father, after all.”

We're rich!

I can't use these things together.

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

CHEEKI BREEKI

"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.

"War. War never changes."

"Remember. No Russian."

"Itchy. Tasty."

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"

Sister Calderón: We’ve all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin… but I know you.

Arthur: You don’t know me.

Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but… that’s the problem. You don’t know you.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Sister Calderón: I don’t know… whenever we happen to meet, you’re always helping people and smiling.

Arthur: I had a son… he passed away. I had a girl who loved me… I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy… well, I watched him die. And it weren’t soon enough.

Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.

Arthur: What am I gonna do now?

Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.

Arthur: But… I still don’t believe in nothin’.

Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense

Arthur: Heh… You’re too smart for me, Sister. I guess I… I’m afraid.

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."

EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"

(Portal, and Portal 2)

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

THE NUMBERS, MASON

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav

War... War never changes

UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE! 

• I am Error.
• All your base are belong to us.
• It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: "What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!"

"I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter" Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)

Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins

Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave

"Again" from super hexagon

28 STAB WOUNDS