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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 126 points 3 weeks ago

If these are tracks in the US then I just understaff the engineers and maintenance teams and the train derails before I have to make a decision, checkmate.

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

If these tracks are in the US, so I am. So I shoot the other guy with the gun(s) I usually carry around when I go out and then pull the lever.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 98 points 3 weeks ago

This feels too high quality for a shit post.

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta make sure your fiber intake is decent so you get good quality shit like this

[-] chtk@feddit.nl 93 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

wow what an excellent day in the neighbourhood

i sure hope I won't be faced with an ethical dilemma in the very near future

oh rats it's the trolley problem

[-] UmeU@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

This was super funny, this person has a great career ahead of her. Very Tim and Eric style obscure indie comedy, I loved it.

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 64 points 3 weeks ago

This isn't philosophy anymore, it's just game theory

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

it's interdisciplinary.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

por qué no los dos

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for the longest time, i did know that game theory did not have anything to do with “games” and that it is somehow connected to the prisoners dilemma, but the concept as such wasn’t very clear to me. If you are like my former me, take 30 minutes out of your day and visit https://ncase.me/trust/ to learn and play around with game theory; it’s a great webpage and it’s pretty good fun all around.

[-] solstice@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I did a few game theory simulations in college and they were always real interesting. In one of them for example, it was a multiplayer game, with multiple interactions. I think it was to simulate global trade basically: you could cooperate with as many players as you want and each time you cooperate you both get a point. If you defect then you get two and they get none. However, all the players could see what the other players are doing, so if you defected they would know and probably would play (trade) with you. The best way to win was to form as many connections as possible and fully cooperate the whole time.

I formed maybe like 20-30 connections with other players and didn't defect. Each point was worth a few cents or something. So I walked out with a check for like $20-$50 or something. Many players walked out with nothing because they cheated too many people too many times and nobody wanted to trade with them.

Therefore, clearly, the best economic policy is protectionism, tariffs, trade wars, and fucking over both allies and enemies, right? Right?!?

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[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago

Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Your hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Don't pull the lever, then there's three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person's decision. Philosophy is easy.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago

Unlike the classic prisoners dilemma, this isn't a nash equilibrium. When I know that the other person pulls their switch, I'd improve my outcome by not pulling mine. Compare to the prisoners dilemma, where not snitching when the other side snitches earns you five years in prison.

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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do nothing that way you don't get to jail for murder. All the pressure goes to the other guy. Sue the railway company, guy who pulled the lever and the creator. Another is find a way not to reach to that point.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like you're not internalizing that this is a thought experiment.

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[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is only superficially a prisoner's dilemma. In a true one, you cannot get a better result for yourself no matter what the other person does, but here if you assume the other person pulled the lever, there is no reason to pull the lever yourself.

To fix this, you can have 4 relatives on the trolley, and 5 of the opposite faction way back on the middle track. Both do nothing, 1 relative of each is killed. One guy switches the lever, their relatives are all fine, other guy loses 5. Both switch, crash with all 8 relatives on the trolley dead.

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I see what you're trying to do and you're not necessarily wrong, but you're kinda perpetuating the attitude that inspired someone to make this meme in the first place

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You pull the lever, then pew pew pew the other person near the lever.

Boom.

Did I solve it?

Where's my prize?

Wait a minute, gotta shoot everyone else related too. Don't want to face any revenge.

Automatic Weaponry goes brrrr

No witnesses

Okay I saved 1 of my loved ones.

Bingo?

Now theres only one color of people.

Wait am I a racist?

[-] rational_lib@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Yell to the guy on the other side that I'm going to pull the lever, so he'd better not.

Then let it go because that both maximizes global utility and poses the lowest risk of the worst case scenario.

"WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU THE TRAIN IS TOO LOUD!" pulls lever

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Theoretically, will a collision cause a breach of the radioactive material that's in the box with my cat? Asking for a friend.

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[-] somewhathinged@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

If you think about this for any length of time and actually imagine this scenario, you realise you don't pull the lever and it's not even close.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong. You pick the obviously wrong moral stance and then aggressively yell about it on the internet. The more obvious it becomes that you are wrong, the louder you yell. This protects your ego from introspection.

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[-] _bcron@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

The outcome from both levers pulled is so steep that it really makes no sense to pull the lever

[-] owsei@programming.dev 27 points 3 weeks ago

That's why they won't pull the lever, and that's why you should.

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[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Questions: why doesn't the person at the switch run and get the person off the tracks? And the people on the trolley hop off or try to the sslow the trolley?

[-] VivianTg@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

They are tied to their chair with the only thing they can do being flipping the lever. It is the prisoner’s trolley problem

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Have these folks seen The Good Place? Or are they just approaching the same conclusion by accident?

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[-] sergih@feddit.cl 13 points 3 weeks ago

This guy is already implying that youll like it better if 3 randoms die as 1 loved one, he's choosing for you already in the explanation 😭😭😭

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

mercifully pulling both levers.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

But then how do you kill the remaining two people?

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[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

How much did I like that one guy really.

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

[-] Peck@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Well obviously you should pull the lever once the front wheels past the split but before the rear wheels cross it, so that trolley gets off the rails. This way everybody has the chance to survive and you have defensible position during inevitable court hearing.

[-] UmeU@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

To quote something I made up and say all the time, “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.”

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I ban trolleys. Everyone walks.

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think these scenarios might be easier to analyze if we made them a bit more realistic.

This an analogy for military intervention. If we empower our military to be proactive, we can save one "good guy"^TM^ by killing 3 bystanders. But if NATO's adversaries are participating too we lose 3 of our "good guy"^TM^

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think the abstract nature is one of the strengths. If you ask someone a question about military intervention, their pre-existing views towards military intervention will heavily bias their answer.

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[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

The meaning behind the trolly problem has been entirely eroded at this point.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I would tie a really really long string to the lever and attach the string to a large bird and then scare it into flying away. Then I would eat some delicious Heinz Baked Beans

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

For some people, this is a problem. For others, this is a solution.

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