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Pro Linux hacking (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 week ago by xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Found some very special "make it look hacky" bash in criminal minds.

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!!

SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!

HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago

Me when I forget why I'm in a directory, then remember, but forget again

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago

pwd even when the bash prompt tells me where I am

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

I forget pwd

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[-] hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 week ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago
[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In root

In root again

Where am i? Let's go to root

cd /

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[-] EonNShadow@pawb.social 59 points 1 week ago

I've told the wife I can't watch these shows because of how bad the tech always is, and I can't stop myself from losing suspension of disbelief when something like this happens

[-] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago

Brooklyn Nine-Nine did an entire episode lampshading this whole thing. (S06E14 for the curious)

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 week ago

The only exception is Mr. Robot. Check this command the main character runs as root:

shred -uz /*

Only show I've seen where they show real commands with really damaging effects.

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

I remember watching the first episode and he brought up a terminal and thinking "here we go" then..."holy shit... Those are real commands"

That and the explanations I was ready to laugh at for being terrible, then... Wait, no, those actually make sense

[-] menemen@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And it is also great television. For me personally, the best I've ever seen. Whoever reads this and hasn't seen it already: Do it! And watch it all! Some might think season 2 is a little slow (I still liked it), but season 3 is just incredible.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm curious what this does, I'll run it when I get home.

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[-] melroy@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 week ago

Same issue here.. Now with the TV serie called "The Equalizer" (2021-*).

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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

/root
root

~/../root

root/

ls /root/

I'm in!

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

This guy didn't LS or LL lol just changed directories 4 times and then....?

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Coulda thrown a couple ls -las around and he woulda been golden

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[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

OMG, they just got root access!!!

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.

[-] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood

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[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 25 points 1 week ago

There's a website for all your 1337 hax0r needs hackertyper.net

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 22 points 1 week ago

That's some shitty 'hacking'...

But what makes these shell commands 'bash' exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.

Also.. why are 'hackers' always using a shell in some gui program?

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?

An actual CLI would frighten the windows users watching the show.

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[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah everyone knows the real way to hack Linux is to do tree /

Lots of weird looking text output means lots of hacking

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago

Making a new python environment

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[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

I guess I just used bash as deonym for shell. Sry. It was late and I was tired.

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

Hey no worries, I dunno why I even called that out. Lack of sleep due to back pain and responding to posts at 2am I guess

[-] dingdongitsabear@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

just tried to re-watch "the girl in the spider's web", the not-sequel to fincher's masterpiece that's "the girl with the dragon tattoo". I remember hating it way back when and went in with a "how bad can it be" attitude... dios mio, what a colossal mountain of shit. the "hacking" in OP is hard sci-fi compared to this turdistan, and that's the least of its problems.

someone posted already the gell-mann amnesia effect and this applies to everything. how guns are portrayed in movies as magical. cars and how they're driven. the laughable naive cop shows. medical procedures. legal proceedings. journalists and their MO.

you hafta run your brain at 110% at all times to be able to somewhat disregard the learned idiocy that was programmed into you from an early age. here's hoping we have the infrastructure in place so generations that are coming can avoid becoming similarly handicapped.

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[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

It makes me happy that I actually understand this stuff now lol

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago

I'm sure there's a community for nonsense TV/film hacking/Linux screens. I can't remember what it's called.

[-] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

I don't know if equivalent exists on fediverse, but r/itsaunixsystem is available on $that_other_platform.

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Ah, that's the clue I needed.

!itsaunixsystem@lemmy.federated.club

Think that instance is dead though.

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

And here we see an expert hacker at work, with just a few commands as a root user, they managed to gain root access.

[-] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network

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[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

How is changing directories “hacking”???

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 days ago
[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago
[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Where the fuck do you think?

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago
[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Well according to you changing directories is “pro Linux hacking”.

But yes let’s keep pretending it’s a big mystery.

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago

Well, since obviously no one ever has, let me introduce you to the concept of "sarcasm", which everyone else here understood. Just keep getting angry for no reason.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

So angry grrrr. Good luck with your hacking

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

If you ever need help with language concepts, just ask ChatGPT. It has some good definitions and examples for you. This will help you in a language based environment like Lemmy. 👍

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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 week ago

Just wait until they discover rm, mv, and mkdir!

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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 week ago

Heresy indeed. The Codex does not support this shell.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 1 week ago

Bones shows an "Amiga", that looks suspiciously like an IBM PC-AT complete with 5.25” floppy playing Doom.

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