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[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There's no way Pee Pee Township is a real place

[–] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can't believe you wouldn't go with Cumming, Georgia...

[–] Dagamant@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I saw butts on the list and knew someone didn’t check too hard.

[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

And Butts isn't even a town, it's a county.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Seriously, just today I saw a billboard for Toyota Beaver of Cumming. Fucking iconic.

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In florida there is this little known state forest called Withlacoochee

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was gonna say! There are far dirtier places then Micosukee, which isn't even pronounced with "suck." "Mih-coh-soo-kee".

After all, we've got Chatahoochee, Boca Raton (" Rat Mouth"), Fluffy Landing, and the dirtiest of all, Hialeah.

That last one's name is innocuous, it's just a terrible place.

[–] FloMo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Am from Hialeah. Feeling pretty called out LMAO

Can’t argue it though.

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dude, there's literally a Gay, MI. Or Gaylord, MI if you're noble.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If we’re going those, I was disappointed not too many years ago when they changed the name of Gay Head, Massachusetts. The residents focused of all the jokes

There is gay head on Martha's vineyard MA.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bonelick, KY. Home of Big Bone Lick State Park, and no, I'm not making that up

It was a rather important salt lick in both Ancient, and Early America. Good place to harvest salt, and some of the critters that came to lick the salt lick.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Let's not forget about Fucking, Austria.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

“Where are you from?”

“Fucking Austria”

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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I'm going to have to disagree with their choice for NY. I would have gone with Coxsackie, but I also have a child's sense of humour sometimes.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Cumming, GA wins over Butts.

[–] Grellan@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I used to live just outside of Climax, GA. It's surprising how far Cumming is from Climax, and also how much I get to use that joke.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, it definitely does.

Maybe it's a matter of size because Butts county is bigger?

And I like big Butts...

[–] Evrala@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I know it's Dick, but I'm more partial to Climax in Michigan.

Probably cause I had to see a woman in Climax for work once.

[–] BB69@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There’s actually a Big Bone Lick in Kentucky

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just south of Florence Y'all.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

They missed out on Toad Suck, AR.

[–] 10_dollar_banana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Missed out on Mianus, CT.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sitting over here knowing that there is a Cumming, IA....

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[–] kholby@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

They picked Ballplay, AL instead of Smut Eye?

[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Surely Vermont can do better than "Cozy Corner". We do have "Middlesex", and (while not a town) "Ticklenaked Pond".

[–] HankMardukas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Dix, Illinois.

Basically nowhere.

[–] Hobbes@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

How do you go with Virgin instead of Beaver for Utah?

[–] anthoniix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Cummings, GA is way more lude than butts.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rough and Ready Island isn't as rough or ready as its name implies.

[–] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No mention of Goochland, Virginia in sight.

[–] teft@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Bangor isn’t pronounced like they do on the west coast. The city is pronounced like Bang Gore. Out west the same spelling is pronounced like Banger as in Naval Submarine Base Bangor.

[–] beefcat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

utah has their own beaver, and they sell "I ❤️ Beaver" merch at all their gas stations.

the wendy's there even had an awesome sign but it was eventually taken down.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I remember there being a few good ones around Intercourse, PA.

mfw beaver city, pee pee township, and the kinkler have a rough & ready three way in the wanker's corner of humptulips

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Indiana also has Gnaw Bone.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Bigbone is right next to Beaverlick, which is ostensibly dirtier.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I grew up not far from Weiner, Arkansas, but Bald Knob always made me snicker more as a teenager.

[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some day I'll make the trip from poo poo point to pee pee township.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Virginia also has "Bumpass".

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

HumpTulips versus HumpFour or weirder still 7

Had a friend from Reading who always liked to talk about the dirty names in PA. I had to google to find them again. Intercourse is relatively tame among that list. There is also:

Big Beaver
Blue Ball
Climax
Puseyville
Rough and Ready
Twolick Valley
Virginville

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