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[-] Addition@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

He lives in Hell, Michigan.

Contrary to popular belief, it does freeze every year.

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Just 5 hours away from Paradise, Michigan

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

There's a highway between the two.

[-] 7112@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

That explains Florida.

[-] conno02@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

the songwriter obviously had gone to atlanta to experience it firsthand

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Having lived in Georgia for a couple of years... can confirm.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I've been down to Georgia, can confirm

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone currently residing, and working retail, in Georgia...

Hell is several floors above us. We are, at this point, the sub-basement of a sub-basement, and the only reason I know there's lower to go is because I can hear Alabama getting louder with every "You're startin' to look like my sister".

For the love of any pantheon willing to listen, let me crawl up to my demons before it gets much louder. They're offering me sweet release at this point.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, Satan lives at the North Pole with all his elves.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There's a smudge on that verse it's shelves. Satan is a hoarder

[-] cjf@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, he was in bind. Way behind, even.

Desperate, you could say.

[-] spencerwi@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

In the sort of dialect Charlie Daniels had, "went down to" means "went south to", meaning that Hell is north of Georgia. It's in Michigan, in fact — and based on my experiences there, it might just be Michigan.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

No, sir. It's Georgia. Maybe Mississippi or Missouri.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe the devil is Canadian, eh?

[-] argentcorvid@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Nah he was just hanging out in Atlantic City and needed to step out for a bit.

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